She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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