i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
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she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
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Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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