i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
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He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
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Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
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Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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