I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
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You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
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To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
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