I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
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he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
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Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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