He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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