I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
