so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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