I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
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Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
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How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
ok first of all what the fuck
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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