my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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