No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
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That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
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true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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