careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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