Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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