A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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