it hurts more in the daytime
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I just blew my weed a kiss
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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