I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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