who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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