the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
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I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
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I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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