It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
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