I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
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