Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
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