I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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