So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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