You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
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No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
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Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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