I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
and you fell through a lawn chair
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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