Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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