She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
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I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
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So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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