All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
Randomize
