She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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