Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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