dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
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Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
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So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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