Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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