How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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