Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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