They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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