so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Randomize
