why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
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He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
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you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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