Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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