i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
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