Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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