im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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