This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
