I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
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