Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
i permit you to call me
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
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God, you're like boner-b-gone
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
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He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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