I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
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That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
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I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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