If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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