love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
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Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
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I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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