Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
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Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
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His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
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