I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
Randomize
