you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
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Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
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me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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