My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
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He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
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And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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