I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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