I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
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Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
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I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
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