my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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